Deadman Wonderland

  It seems that in recent times, crime has gotten out of hand in the
  southeastern U.S. and around our nation in general. A new state-
  of-the-art private prison facility has been opened in god's country;
  in the once beautiful city of Atlanta!
 
  Prisoners at Deadman Wonderland will not idle in their cells wasting
  the American tax dollar! Inmates, once properly conditioned, will serve
  and work in the facility as family oriented entertainment for visiting
  patrons!
 
  Without further delay...
 
  Deadman Wonderland is now open to the affluent public!
  We welcome you to stop by and check us out!
 
 
  A side note:
 
  The concept of using prisoners as employees, is something we here at
  Deadman Wonderland think will eventually become the gold standard in
  for-profit prison management. We are confident in our ability to
  control the prison population, and ensure a safe and most enjoyable visit
  to our facility.
 
  What could possibly go wrong?
 
  Head of Security - Deadman Wonderland Prison Operations
 
  K. Dooberman
 
  (recommended for level 30+)